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Pie Baker.

2011. Apple Cranberry Pie.

2008. Happy Pilgrim/Sad Indian (Native American).

2007 Gobble Gobble!

2009's pie was the Mayflower...but I was apparently too busy to photograph it, since I hosted Thanksgiving that year! I can't remember last year's pie at all. Christmas pies have their own pictures on them too.

I also made my own home-made cranberry sauce yesterday.

So easy and DELICIOUS!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Birchbox Review.

This is my first birchbox. My initial thoughts: I ordered the box on my birthday (9th), received an email saying it had shipped on the 12th, and received it today...the 22nd. The company is based on the East Coast, but I still feel that it took a ridiculously long time to receive the box. So already not that thrilled. Furthermore, before receiving the box this afternoon, I received an email from birchbox, telling me everything that was in the box. I am thinking they sent this email to me, assuming I had already received the box. This definitely ruined the surprise aspect. So another point off.

My November Birchbox came with 4 deluxe samples

& 1 hair tie as a "treat." (not pictured)

Reviews: (left to right) First one is Supersmile complete Oral Care, a green apple flavored/scented professional whitening toothpaste. I brushed my teeth as instructed, and found the actual toothpaste to be runny (not foamy) and the flavor to be disgusting. The green apple SCENT is strong, but the flavor is not good at all. It did nothing for the breath, but even after just 1 brushing, I did feel that my teeth looked whiter. At $21 for the full sized tube, this is a maybe for me. If, after I continue to use the mini tube and it works wonders, I might contemplate paying the $21 (which is still cheaper than Crest White Strips, plus we all gotta brush, right?)

Next is supposed to be a magical hair serum. Kerastase elixur ultime (from Paris). For the full size it is $54. Already a no-go just bc of the price. It comes in pump form, and smells slightly musky, warm, vanilla-y, but not over powering. I am finicky about strong smelling things, and I liked this. The pump gives you less than a dime sized amount, and I used 3 pumps on my hair...which left it smelling good, but still frizzy. Did not do any magic wonders, which at $54 for the full size bottle, I would hope it would do more!

Be fine food skin care night cream. Has cocoa, millet & rice bran. I have not actually tried this on my face. The price for the full sized tube is in the $30 range, I think. (I threw the card away already, that has all the prices on it). I did try it out on my hand and the texture is runny but not watery, soft, substantial feeling but not thick. It is also allergen free, fragrance & paraben free.If it's really awesome I would purchase this for my mother who has sensitive skin and loves herself a good night cream. $30 is definitely do-able.

Last is the Anastasia Beverly Hills lash lifting mascara. It's supposed to volumize and hold curl. I found the formula to be really dry, and couldn't tell if it was just bc the formula is supposed to be dry or bc it had dried out since it was in a small sample tube. The wand is like any typical mascara wand, and it did a decent job volumizing, but in no way does it compare to Covergirl Lash Blast. for $22, I will take a pass.

Final thoughts: Overall, I do not feel ripped off for having spent $10 for these deluxe samples. I think, if you are a product junkie...birchbox is both a useful tool and dangerous gateway drug. You are supposed to receive 4-5 samples, and my first month I only received 4...and really only sort of liked 2 of the 4 samples. The amount of time it took to receive the package was the biggest turn off, for me (I am notoriously impatient!). I will give it one more chance (December) and see if it will impress me before cancelling it forever. I could always get my samples from Sephora, where I shop at, anyway....and they have much faster shipping.

Anyhoo....even with this mediocre-feeling review, here is the LINK if you are interested in trying out birchbox as well! 

the post office.

I went out to run my errands a little later than usual. When I got to the post office, my shoulders sunk with regret, as I saw the long line. If only I began my day earlier....

Since my place was at the very back of the line, I decided to grab a couple hard-to-get medium sized flat rate boxes (they usually only have the an over abundance of the medium sized boxes that are shirt-box shaped, instead of the more cube shaped). An old man of about 65 took my place in line as I stood browsing the boxes. When I turned back to take my place behind him, he stepped back gesturing for me to go in front of him. I told him I was fine. We went at it back and forth a bit and finally he said "Please," and as I took my spot in front of him, both of us still at the back of the line, he yells "CIVILITY LIVES!" I thanked him, and smiled at the floor.

He wore a black leather motorcycle jacket, had gray hair and gray scruff on his face. I know this, because I was forced to look at him, because he kept talking to me after his declaration about civility. He said "...and happy holidays. Happy thanksgiving, and whatnot....and God bless you.....and god bless every citizen on this earth." I said "Thank you," again, and nodded in agreement to his last statement. I do agree with that. Every. Single. Person. deserves to be blessed. Then he went on about "..and God Bless America."  which lead to talking about the innocent children and parents of Iraq or Afghanistan...the sadness of wars...something about the US dollar....which soon lead to amazing women leaders of the world in the past 50 years. He rattled off several important women leaders, and mentioned Aung San Suu Kyi. (He was certainly up to date on his world news). He was also, very, clearly (?) nuts. Right? right?! I stopped staring at my phone, my hands, the floor, the boxes I was holding, long enough to look into his eyes, just to reassure myself he was, indeed, crazy. To my confusion and relief his eyes were gray, bright, and clear. He was not crazy. If anything, he was just lonely.

The people standing in line ahead of us, by this point, had all taken turns turning around to stare and chuckle at the crazy man. I could not bring myself to make eye contact with them, becauseI didn't want them to give me the "knowing" look and feel sorry for me. I was amused and (I will admit) a little embarrassed, but mostly enjoying the things this man had to say. I didn't want these people to think I was on their side, because I wasn't. I wasn't on anyone's side.

When we finally reached the front of the line, he turned to me again and said "Thank you for listening to what I had to say." Then it was my turn to buy stamps. Holiday stamps, to put on cards to send to the people I love, the people I have in my life that keep me from being the crazy person, lonely in the post office line.

After my purchase, I stuffed my stamps and wallet back into my purse, rummaging around for my keys as I turned away to leave in a hurry. The gray eyed man yelled at me one last time, "Go safely!"

I said a clear "Thank you, you too." and walked out. When I got out to the street, the cold air rushing past me made me suck in my breath. As I stepped off the curb and into the street, I surprised myself when I realized I was holding back tears. How often do you meet someone....in a public place, that is so honest, genuine, and refreshing? Someone just short of grabbing my shoulders and shaking me to WAKE UP! Appreciate. I thought I did. but you can always appreciate. more.

More.

Throw Pillow Fetish.

*excuse the dark photo, it was taken with my cell phone

several months ago. But those are what my old

throw pillow covers look like. Pear Green with

brown fern print embroidered on.

The throw pillows I sewed up today.

I went with the orange thread and bright orange "invisible" zipper.

Why not? I love going with the unexpected.

Burnt orange rope trim. I couldn't decide if I wanted to 

bring out the light duck-egg blue/green strip or the 

orange/brown color, but I went with the warmer tone

(I never fail to go for the warmer tone!)

there's nothing wrong with my old pillow covers, other than I've had them for a while and was getting sick of looking at them. Plus, the actual pillows are these really nice down pillows, and I figured I could just MAKE my own pillow covers! My original intention was to get RED fabric or pumpkin orange. Something to warm up the sofa/curtain colors that I have going on. But I found that really awesome plaid fabric for $5 (total) and the only other fabric I really (REALLY!) loved was this floral upholstery fabric that was $25/yard. The trim was actually pretty costly and the total for both covers ended up being just under $25 (now you can imagine how much the trim cost). I think overall it wasn't so bad in price, considering pillow covers at Pottery Barn are $29 Each (no pillow included). I will still be on the lookout for some more Christmas-y throw pillows (might even just purchase some at Target, take out the stuffing, add my own zippers). All in all, I would definitely pay $25 again for 2 pillow covers and an afternoon sewing project! 

To all the single ladies.

Life is too short to wait around to get married and THEN get the good kitchen shit. Fuck that! Start collecting your amazing kitchen supplies: pots, pans, serving ware, knives NOW. Then if you DO get married, you can register for more amazing stuff to add to your collection. Being single is no excuse to punish yourself with shitty kitchen supplies from Goodwill. This is one area in which I totally condone being a snob. Be a GIANT snob!

Fall Leaf Wreath

This was the inspiration for my wreath, 

by my hero: Martha Stewart.

Here is the link to how to make the above

wreath. Make sure you watch the video!

My version of the wreath.

Supplies you will need for the paper leaves,

*as noted in the Martha Stewart tutorial.

TIPS: Paste over scrap paper or newspaper, change

the sheet out after it gets too sticky.

Have a damp wash cloth near so you can wipe

the sticky glue off to avoid frustrations.

*this part is really tedious and I am unsure

if I would ever do this particular project again!

Items you need to bundle leaves in preparation

for the wreath. In Martha Stewart's version

her real-leaf to paper-leaf ratio is a lot less.

I used more real leaves than paper leaves

for a more full wreath effect.

The wreath in progress....I ran out of both real and

fake leaves the first night.

Finishing touch! I used used floral wire on the back

of the bow to affix it to the wreath.

The paper leaves are really quite delicate, and

I am unsure the wreath would survive a windstorm

(I would bring it inside). But since 

I have a covered porch, I decided I wanted to

display it outside. 

Happy November!